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Anonymous: Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

2bainzz:

oomshi:

if macklemore broke my nose I would sue him so fast drain his bank account buy myself a new nose, a range rover, three jacuzzis, a copy of The Wizard of Oz & taco bell if I had change left over

Macklemore made a song about thrift shops what made you think he has money

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun