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humor-us:

it could be raining men and i’d still be single

"So, if ever someone says to you, “Life isn’t fair, get used to it.” Then you should say, “Well, it might be, if folks like you would let it be”…"
-The Avett Brothers - The Lowering (A Sad Day in Greenvilletown)

nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

"i just need to get my shit together"
-me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)

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officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

stoleyogirl:

I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

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eatingisfab:

The debate in my head everytime i wake up
“get up and exercise’
“nah, go back to sleep”